This fuckin guy knocked over my coffee like a bowling pin with his tail. Had to go beg for a refill.

A black lab lying in the sand looks up innocentlyA line of picnic tables with colorful umbrellas on a sandy beach area. A Seawall and ocean with blue skies are in the background. An empty cup of cold brew. A logo featuring a bearded sailor man with a harpoon and “Drowsy Whaler” “Coffee and grog”